今天是 International Kissing Day(國際接吻日)
Who do you want to kiss today?
碰巧看到了這個 survey,
太好笑不得不分享🤣 🤣
HOW DO AMERICANS RATE THEIR KISSING SKILLS?
(覺得自己的接吻技巧如何?)
#1: “Good” (32%)
#2: “Great” (28%)
#3: “Amazing” (23%)
#4: “Okay” (16%) 👉 謙虛什麼?
#5: “Horrible” (2%) 👉 這是直接放棄的意思嗎?
AMERICANS RANK THE WORST ATTRIBUTES OF A BAD KISSER
(最無法忍受哪種接吻?)
#1: Bad breath (58%) 👉 Oh this is so true!!
#2: Too much tongue (20%) 👉 有蛇出沒的概念 🐍
#3: Teeth (10%)
#4: Not enough tongue (6%) 👉 老闆舌頭太少了,我點的是雙份舌頭謝謝
#5: Eye contact (6%) 👉 是因為會鬥雞眼嗎?
AMERICAN’S TOP KISSING QUIRKS:
(大家的接吻怪僻是?)
#1: Always checking their breath before they kiss someone (42%)
👉 這是禮儀吧!不然嘴超臭還要繼續嗎請問?
#2: Kissing someone as a dare (31%)
#3: Letting my pet kiss me on the mouth (14%)
#4: Putting on chapstick to get ready (12%)
👉 用意是…?不是馬上就會被吃掉了嗎?🤔
(chapstick 是護唇膏)
#5: Being grossed out when parents kiss in front of them (11%)